RestoSpeed Racing Bed, Model 54

[revealed: March 10, 2008]

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The RestoSpeed Corporation manufactured a number of racing beds for the esteemed Sleep-A-Bye 500 bi-annual races held in Troingenheim. The 54, however, was a derivative intended for drag-racing and as such, had almost no cornering capability. It’s power plant (an internal combustion V8 running on a secret fuel the company refers to only as “Nyquil”) developed 600bph and propelled the bed from 0 to 60 MPH in under 3 seconds. The cabin was appointed with down pillows, cottenelle sheets, and a quilt custom-embroidered with the sponsor’s logo.

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4 Responses to “RestoSpeed Racing Bed, Model 54”

  1. On March 15th, 2008 at 11:34 am Todd said:

    Very cool website, brilliant idea!

  2. On March 15th, 2008 at 12:39 pm admin said:

    Thanks, Todd. That’s nice of you to say so. (Great photos by the way. One of those planes looks like it could find it’s way onto the Codex.)

  3. On March 16th, 2008 at 12:41 pm the enigma said:

    I have seen the very bok 81 years ago on a market stall in cairo.It is real and may lead to the destruction of all life on earth.

  4. On March 16th, 2008 at 1:03 pm admin said:

    Oh dear. Thanks for the warning, The Enigma.

    I wish I could assure you that you are wrong. I cannot, and nor can I prevent the contents of the book being revealed here…